“There is still time to go; go back.” That’s a mnemonic we all use to remember how much pain comes when time changes. It’s fall, which is a little painful, and since the time on everyone’s smartphone is changing now, your alarm will feel like it’s going an hour ago. Pro: You might get more sleep. Con: Your cat won’t care what time it is, and will wake you up for feeding at 7:00 AM instead of 8:00 AM
But if you haven’t given time to a change in thinking that goes beyond a moment, and you’re up until the end of this night when the Shift in saving the time period happens, here’s what will literally happen.
Time is over now, another day stretched out to give us more. Every place that observes Daylight saving time agrees that during the sunny months, the aromatic toon in the sky where the sun is pointing – the sun is in this place with the frequency of the hour, and makes the sundials return again.
When you watch the time change in the wee hours of the morning on your smartphone or smartwatch, you can literally see the time. If you’re using an Android phone, set your lock clock to analog on Settings > Style. If you’re on an iPhone, just stare at the clock app icon, which is a fully functional analog clock. According to my knowledge, the time change will happen at 2:001 AM for Apple devices. I don’t know why.
When the big moment comes, the little hand jumps back to the left, and your idea of logical time as a fixed universal law will be destroyed. The truth will be exposed as a construct of weakness, and all that is believed to be objective will be replaced by the void.
For one hour, you will now be in a sort of righteous time purgatory. You don’t have to be awake. If you ever read Stefanu King’s The Langoliersyou know what to expect from this place. There are no birds in the sky. Food tastes tough. The air in your lungs feels empty. The machines are not working. Bad mouths can eat you. General. (Obviously I’m kidding. But read on The Langoliers.We are divided
And you’re going to hate what’s happening tonight: the clock time associated with this solar eclipse on November 1 will now change one hour faster at the beginning of November 2, which means the day will hear “an hour.” The Sun will return below the horizon in the afternoon, and you suddenly feel vampiric and nocturnal, eating dinner for the dead at night. Young children who cannot avoid staying at the bar will feel as if they are learning the secrets of the night, because they are.
Oh, and don’t forget to manually change the little clock with the Speedometer in your car. That it is very important.
